Where is my pizza? A pizza doggerel

Where is my pizza

Where is my pizza huh?? I can’t get pizza Hut. I’m a pizza fan! It’s funny like bananas, yummy, YUMMY! It’s rainy mozzarella, don’t wait open yo’ umbrella! I chew some pepperoni, with cheese and maccaroni!

While I slickin’ my baffi, and play the mandolino, I see an italian person, italiano piccolino: he stole my pizza, with a whistle in his mouth, singing volare but my pizza he want mangiare!

Now I’m here and I ask to you, where is my pizza… non farlo cchiù! My pizza is under the table, my pizza’s over the cat. My pizza is so far. My pizza in a green grass.

Oh my dear pizza, my dear delicious pizza. I’m dreaming your red salsa, with bubblin cirle pasta. Now I’m sad without my pizza. Can’t eat a german pizza, can’t eat it with pinapple. I eat only italian pizza, grazie che delizia!

I prefer Margherita, arrivederci mia cara amica!